Английский юмор:
Question: What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple?
Answer: Finding half a maggot!
Question: I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?
Answer: A liar!
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
The best translation? :)))